Interim Symantec President Says Things, Causes Space/Time Rift To Open

Symantec will be filling an important product gap with its acquisition of Blue Coat Systems, Symantec’s interim president and chief operating officer Ajei Gopal said in an interview with Dark Reading this week.

Source: Symantec’s Purchase of Blue Coat Fills Critical Product Gap, Interim President Says

Translation:

Symantec was smart to buy my company, Blue Coat, and install me as the new president and CEO of Symantec. And as I’m the new Symantec head honcho I agree with the comments made by the former president and CEO of Blue Coat, the company Symantec just acquired.

And thus the PR multiverse folded in upon itself.

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