Dear @netflix, the nearby device is RIGHT THERE
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Thanks, @amazon for shipping to me 2 not remotely urgent small items in separate crazy large boxes 2 days early so I could carry them upstairs while also dealing with groceries.
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Typical …
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I love me some gates!
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