Google, Here To Save^h^h^hell You

In the coming future, Skelker says that Google won’t allow users to sign into accounts if they disabled JavaScript in their browser.

(Via ZDNet)
I’ve started to see this in YouTube and Google Translate. They won’t even load if cookies or scripts are blocked.
We won’t even address the “In the coming future” editorial misfire, as much as I would like a deep dive.
That Google no longer supports non-JavaScript browsers and tools like links, lynx, w3, w3m, curl, wget, and so on should disturb everyone.
Why does an internet search engine need to run scripts on my machine to deliver internet search results?
The answer is not geared toward me or any user.

Be nice with what you write.