On the opposite end of the spectrum, there is one thing you should avoid doing at all costs. “The one response that can get a little strange comes from the ‘groaners,’” Norris explains, adding that the “groaners” might be the most prevalent response after quiet, eyes-closed enjoyment. “It’s like they forget they’re in public, or that their stylist isn’t their partner,” she says. “I understand that a scalp massage can feel good, but I always prefer ‘that feels nice,’ to loudly moaning with pleasure.”

I shall endeavor but no promises.