Orion Custard is a small sponge cake with a dollop of custard injected into its innards.

Much like a human arm that received the Coronavirus vaccine, the Orion Custard has a puncture wound at the custard injection site.

It feels very light and delicate in the hand. It smelled … slightly sweet like a sponge cake does.

Here you can see the custard. Not a lot but what is there is tasty without being overly sweet or cloying (thanks, GBBO!).

Sadly it was consumed very quickly by yours truly with naught but a light stickiness left on my fingers.

They are available on Amazon in the US, albeit in different packaging and looking far more pregnant with custard than mine.